Most Blogs are Shit

March 29, 2005 at 4:44 pm 4 comments

Hello all,

For those of you that care (and I know there are not many) I have not blogged for a while with anything useful because I have had a kind of melancholy come over me with this whole blogging thing. Trying to constantly think up witty and funny things to say is quite hard and I cannot be bothered to type things like what I ate for breakfast or what my dog had for lunch. Also, looking around at other blogs I have come to the conclusion that about 99% of the blogs out there are either political rants, adverts or just so boring that I wonder why these people bother updating their blogs at all.


First, let’s deal with these political blogs. Why? No one reads your crappy little take on why Dubya Bush is so brilliant, no one in the real world cares. How many Australian or English political blogs are out there? Not many that I have come across. Why? Because they have better things to do than waste their time muttering on about a load of tossy old men in suits that have no sense of reality. And to show how much people don’t care about your political rantings, just take a look at your blog and notice how many comments people make. NONE. ZERO. ZIP. NIL. All of you and your politicians should be made to stand in a line and shot.

Next we have advertising blogs. You are all shit heads and you do nothing but waste valuable bandwidth. Have a read of what a blog is supposed to be and for God’s sake remove all the crappy java and flash plugins from your sites. It’s bad coming across one of your sites. You can all die as far as I am concerned.

Lastly we have boring blogs. I don’t care how mundane life is. Buy a paper journal and write in there. You should never be allowed to use a computer ever again unless you are going to drop it in the bath while you are still in it and electrocute yourself.

If you are one of them, then please go f*#$ yourself.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Lucy  |  March 29, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    Lol nice little rant about blogs there…I suppose blogs can suck, but no-ones forcing you to read them 😛

    Reply
  • 2. Dave  |  August 23, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    hear, hear!

    Well written.

    Reply
  • 3. bob  |  November 5, 2007 at 6:00 am

    yeah blogs are shit, waste of time imo

    Reply
  • 4. Anniceer  |  March 20, 2008 at 1:16 am

    thanks much, man

    Reply

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