Archive for November, 2004

Eye Catcher

Eye Catcher


November 25, 2004 at 3:47 pm Leave a comment

Used and Thrown Away

From now, I will secretly love u
I won’t let you know anything, anymore
I don’t expect anything from you, anymore.


November 16, 2004 at 6:16 pm 3 comments

Me and My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don’t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.


November 15, 2004 at 5:11 pm Leave a comment

My condolences to call center guys

Call center jobs: People wonder why they get paid so much…………. for just being on the phone. Read on and all your questions would be answered

Tech Support:”I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer:” Ok.”
Tech Support:”Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”


November 7, 2004 at 5:21 pm 3 comments

National Sleaze Capital – Chennai

“If there exists an Indian cyber porn industry, Chennai could well claim to be its capital…. The Chennai Police have registered at least five similar cases over the last three years but the supply of authentic south Indian hotties has continued…These women often take alcohol before they act. Places around Kodambakkam are the hotspots of these creations.”


November 2, 2004 at 9:09 pm Leave a comment

Showering Man vs Woman

How To Shower Like A Woman

  • Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


November 1, 2004 at 8:05 pm Leave a comment


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