Archive for November, 2004
From now, I will secretly love u
I won’t let you know anything, anymore
I don’t expect anything from you, anymore.
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don’t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.
Call center jobs: People wonder why they get paid so much…………. for just being on the phone. Read on and all your questions would be answered
Tech Support:”I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Tech Support:”Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
“If there exists an Indian cyber porn industry, Chennai could well claim to be its capital…. The Chennai Police have registered at least five similar cases over the last three years but the supply of authentic south Indian hotties has continued…These women often take alcohol before they act. Places around Kodambakkam are the hotspots of these creations.”
How To Shower Like A Woman
- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.