Mallu bashing

October 21, 2004 at 6:19 pm Leave a comment

Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

Why did the Malayali buy and air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.

How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON – Yem Yo yet another Yo and Yen

What is Malayali management graduate called?
A Yem Bee Yae.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto

And for cargo?
A Loree

Where does he pray?
Temble

Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

What happens when a bakery in Kerala is named after a gerrl called Anu?
Its called ‘Anus Bakery’.

Name the only part of the werld, where Malayali’s dont werk hard?
Kerala

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